18. Add a laptop with one line
Pasting one line into Claude Code lets that machine push; removing it stops it.
The dashboard lists each creator's machines (their ssh keys) with each one's last push; removing one revokes it.
This is the code serving the zoo right now: read from disk for this request, from commit
77ff74344d (staging). The zoo's own self-check fetches this
page and compares it byte for byte with the file it runs.
exhibits/18-add-a-laptop.php sha256 8daff747d967 · raw
1<?php 2// Exhibit 18: waiting on the dashboard, which is being built. 3// 4// PLUG IN HERE when the dashboard exists: set "kind" => "self", remove "waiting_on", and add 5// show the dashboard's machine list (JSON from the dashboard, over HTTPS); check: a removed test key's push is refused. 6// Until then the light says "not built yet". It is never shown green. 7return [ 8 "n" => 18, "wing" => "Building", "kind" => "waiting", "waiting_on" => "the dashboard", 9 "title" => "Add a laptop with one line", 10 "promise" => "Pasting one line into Claude Code lets that machine push; removing it stops it.", 11 "block" => "The dashboard lists each creator's machines (their ssh keys) with each one's last push; removing one revokes it.", 12];